Had an embarrassing ‘romantic’ experience that you need to tell someone about (anonymity assumed)? Said in Bed invites you to submit the awkward things people have said to you at inappropriate moments between the sheets.
“Your stretchmarks really disturb me. They’re like signs of violence. I think we need to talk about this before we can make love.”
“Where do I start?”
“Anywhere you like, and don’t worry about ripping it.”